Monthly Archives: February 2009

I Hart U

We are a good month past the mid-season break, and as the playoff picture begins to come full circle, so are the MVP candidates. Here is a list of the top 5 players who The Bench Boss thinks are the … Continue reading

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Is Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli a Good Coach?

Minutes prior to prom with Lecavalier, Captain of the Hockey Team. He has a Stanley Cup to his name. Surely he can outcoach Dan Bylsma (WTF Pittsburgh?). When fired from the Lightning, he soon after got a job on Canada’s top sports network … Continue reading

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Slippin’ Sidney

There is no question that Sidney Crosby is an elite player and will be everytime he steps on to the ice for the rest of his career, but in the last two years has anyone become more disliked quicker than he … Continue reading

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Three Rules for the Trade Deadline

  Pizza, it’s what is for dinner. Well, the Trade Deadline Day rumors have started to fly already. Foremost on my radar at the moment is the possibility of a threeway deal involving Colorado, the Pens, and Boston. Yes, Crosby … Continue reading

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I Know I’m Sexy

It is easy to have your favorite player be an Ovechkin or a Crosby, but what fun is that? That is why every now and then The Bench Boss likes to tip his hat and dish out some love for … Continue reading

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A Walk in the Park

Me cereblating a big goar! Oh herro to arr fans of me and my New Yolk Iranders. It is me, Lichawd Pawk! This is vely good season for us. It is sad for me though, because I bloke my libs … Continue reading

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Carey Price Not Starting Tonight…

To: OffensiveDefenceman From: The Big Aristotle What is up with Montreal? The Cocaine Kids are playing the Canucks tonight. I half expect Koivu to bitch slap the other players and impart some of the Finnish work ethic. Ever notice how much … Continue reading

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