Another Walk in the Park

From time to time, Distinct Kicking Motion has the special honour and insider privilege of being able to collect valuable tidbits of information from New York Islanders super-sniper, Richard Park.  Recalling Richard’s first post with us just over a month ago, he was dealing with the hardships of a broken collarbone injury.  Park has since returned, playing in seven painfree games so far.  In the following, Richard gives his take on the upcoming playoff picture, as it is starting to shape in each conference.

Me cereblating a big goar!

Lichawd Pawk’s Prayoff Pleeview:

Ohhh herro again.  This is favolite New Yolk Israndel prayer, Lichawd Pawk!  It is vely, vely good to be on the computel again, tawking to my many fans.  Befole I tawk about the prayoffs, I just tawk about season, okay?

We Israndels are such a young, young team.  And we smire as much as possiber.  No mattel how bad game gets, we can be seen smiring so hawd.  The young prayers are arways praying and smiring so hawd and so fast, they can do nothing.  I miss captain Birr Guelin so, so much, but hockey is arways a business.  I arso rin an arawd this reek!  I rin the Bob Nystlom Arawd!  It is arawd for the numbel one Israndel in the flanchise.  I give team readelship, husterr, and smiring.  In my rast seven games, I scowl two goars and two assists.  I am praying as if I am a young hippo back in South Kolea, my home, where I arways scowled big goars and smired vely, vely hawd for my team.  Now, onto the prayoffs.

We Israndels might miss the prayoffs, which is vely, vely sad event.  We take numbel one dlaft pick, John Tavales.  Who else might not make the prayoffs? Montlear Canadiens!  Florida Panthels to finish numbel 8, Canadiens numbel 9!  Canadiens are in dangel of rosing because of giant ape man, Geowge Rawaque.  He is just rike a giant ape on ice, against my hippo.  He cannot skate rike such a hippo as me, he gets too mad.

Ape man think diproma is banana!

In Westeln Confelence, two teams on outside rooking in make the prayoffs.  Anaheim Ducks and Minnesota Wired make the prayoffs.  Nashvirre Pledatowls and St. Rouis Brues both get eriminated!  Lichawd Pawk’s Prayoff Pleeview is this:

Easteln Confelence

8. Frolida Panthels vs. 1. Boston Bluins

7. New Yolk Langels vs. 2. New Jelsey Devirs

6. Calorina Hullicanes vs. 3. Washington Capitars

5. Phiraderphia Fryels vs. 4. Pittsburgh Pengrins

Westeln Confelence

8. Minnesota Wired vs. 1. San Jose Shawks

7. Anaheim Ducks vs. 2. Detloit Led Rings

6. Corumbus Brue Jackets vs. 3. Vancouvel Canucks

5. Cargaly Frames vs. 4. Chicago Brackhalks

Stanrey Cup Finars! Boston Bluins def. Vancouvel Canucks, 4-3.

Rong rive the mighty Bluin!!!

Tim Thomas stones Daniel Sedin