Monthly Archives: April 2009

Conference Semi-Finals: Predictions

What did the whale say to the Indian? (Insert joke here) Yours truly went a respectable 5 for 8 in his opening round predictions, only getting cheated by the Carolina Hurricanes and Anaheim Ducks, and being blinded by how bad … Continue reading

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Shiiiiiit. It’s a (Semi) Live Blog on the Washington – Rangers Game.

I suggest clicking ‘keep reading’ at the bottom. Cmon. I swear by Jay Onrait that it does get funnier as it goes on and there are plenty of picture links in the text and youtube vids spiced thoughout. Oh yeah. You children … Continue reading

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Spice Up Your Life

Candle light and soul forever A dream of you and me together Say you believe it, say you believe it Free your mind of doubt and danger Be for real don’t be a stranger We can achieve it, we can … Continue reading

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7th Heaven

…And no, I’ not talking about the tv show, sorry Offensive Defenceman. Two game seven’s on the menu for hockey fans to feast on tonight, Rangers-Caps and Canes-Devils. When predicting a game seven you always have to go with the … Continue reading

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Nik and Torts in the Big Apple: Playoff Edition

Following the New York Rangers’ 4-0 defeat at the hands of the Washington Capitals, much has been made about the benching of super-pest Sean Avery.  The Rangers still hold a 3-2 series lead heading back to New York for Game … Continue reading

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DKM WAG of the Week: Special Edition

Greetings once again, puck fans.  Hope everyone has been enjoying the exciting playoff action – it was nice to see Columbus show some life for the first time this post-season, and boy did their fans make it fun.  Anyways, I … Continue reading

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Montreal Eliminated and Other Wednesday Notes

St. Louis is out, and Columbus is soon to be eliminated. Some Taps then, for these American franchises, particularly the military themed Blue Jackets: The Montreal Canadiens are also eliminated. Boy, they sure looked like shit. Carey Price: Dr. Drew … Continue reading

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