Yours truly went a respectable 5 for 8 in his opening round predictions, only getting cheated by the Carolina Hurricanes and Anaheim Ducks, and being blinded by how bad the Calgary Flames actually were. Other than those blunders I was a dead-eye. Hopefully I can run the table this round. Let’s get going shall we.
Entries from April 2009
April 28, 2009
Shiiiiiit. It’s a (Semi) Live Blog on the Washington – Rangers game.
I suggest clicking ‘keep reading’ at the bottom. Cmon. I swear by Jay Onrait that it does get funnier as it goes on and there are plenty of picture links in the text and youtube vids spiced thoughout. Oh yeah. You children of the internet love that. American National Anthem sung by lovely little Black Fellow. The [...]
April 28, 2009
Spice up your life
Candle light and soul forever A dream of you and me together Say you believe it, say you believe it Free your mind of doubt and danger Be for real don’t be a stranger We can achieve it, we can achieve it Come a little bit closer baby, get it on, get it on ‘Cause [...]
April 28, 2009
7th Heaven
…And no, I’ not talking about the tv show, sorry Offensive Defenceman. Two game seven’s on the menu for hockey fans to feast on tonight, Rangers-Caps and Canes-Devils. When predicting a game seven you always have to go with the home team, so I’m gonna go with a 5-2 Caps win and a 4-3 Devils [...]
April 25, 2009
Nik and Torts in The Big Apple: Playoff Edition
Following the New York Rangers’ 4-0 defeat at the hands of the Washington Capitals, much has been made about the benching of super-pest Sean Avery. The Rangers still hold a 3-2 series lead heading back to New York for Game Six, but head coach John Tortorella is in a foul mood following the loss and [...]
April 24, 2009
DKM WAG of the Week: Special Edition
Greetings once again, puck fans. Hope everyone has been enjoying the exciting playoff action – it was nice to see Columbus show some life for the first time this post-season, and boy did their fans make it fun. Anyways, I know everyone is here for this week’s WAG, so I’ll cut the hockey talk here. [...]
April 22, 2009
Montreal Eliminated and Other Wednesday Notes
St. Louis is out, and Columbus is soon to be eliminated. Some Taps then, for these American franchises, particularly the military themed Blue Jackets: The Montreal Canadiens are also eliminated. Boy, they sure looked like shit. Carey Price: Dr. Drew Pinsky is going to have to come by and perform a cocaine intervention. For this [...]
April 22, 2009
Game of the Night: Blackhawks @ Flames
The series between the Chicago Blackhawks and the Calgary Flames has quickly become the marquee matchup of the first round. On the heels of their penalty filled affair in game 3, tonight’s game in the Stampede City should be a good one. Towards the end of the regular season and now 3 games into the playoffs [...]
April 21, 2009
The NHL Playoffs: Monday’s Observations
Game threes are always considered pivotal games in a best-of-seven playoff series, and as the action turned to fresh cities on Monday night, two teams made cases to get back into their respective series, while a storied franchise all but confirmed a quick first-round exit. I’ll be looking specifically at the two early games from [...]
April 20, 2009
The Recipe For Success
Ok so the San Jose Sharks are down 2-0 to the Ducks having lost the first two games on home ice. A tough mountain to climb yes, but one that the Presidents Trophy winners should be able to accomplish. Why is the Bench Boss so confident you ask? Simple really, its because once head coach [...]
April 19, 2009
NHL Playoff Update: Expected vs. Unexpected
Since the majority of series have two games in the bag (save for the San Jose / Anaheim matchup), it’s time to revisit some of my earlier comments and predictions to address what has surprised me, and not surprised me, thus far. Unexpected: Boston’s dominance of Montreal. Yes, I did say that Boston would take [...]
April 18, 2009
DKM WAG of the Week
It’s the weekend. Therefore, it’s time for another installment of the DKM WAG of the Week. After a one-week Easter hiatus (Jesus sed no pix of hawt gurlz!! lolololol), we’re back. This time, we’re looking at the girlfriend of current Ottawa Senators defenceman Chris Campoli. Her name: Gia Allemand. She’s been in Maxim and Sports [...]
