Monthly Archives: October 2009
Mike Fisher Can’t Wait to Go Trick or Treating After Game
Mike Fisher proudly showing off his costume Ever since learning that his teams game on Halloween was a 2:00 day game, Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators has done nothing but describe how thrilled he is to be able to … Continue reading
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Colorado Avalanche Players Getting a Little Carried Away With Comparison to Real Avalanche
Ever since analyst Keith Jones said that their start to the season has reminded him of a real Avalanche, Avs players have started to take the comparison a little too seriously. “Holy shit, did you see how we came down the … Continue reading
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Snipe of the Year
If there is a guy with a better shot in the NHL than Alex Semin I’d like to know who it is. I used to to think Kovalchuk had the best release but i’ve changed my mind. The way Emery … Continue reading
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Pierre McGuire Comments on His Sex Life
In another DKM exclusive report, we were able to sit down with one of Canada’s most polarizing sports figures, Pierre McGuire. While many look forward to Pierre’s energetic and frenetic broadcasts, there is a contingent of haters out there. I’m … Continue reading
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Slovenian National Team Still Needs 17 More Players
Slovenian born winger Anze Kopitar of the Los Angeles has gotten off to a blazing start this year as he currently leads the NHL in scoring, and has all but secured hismelf a spot on his country’s national team. Kopitar is the … Continue reading
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Marc-Andre Bergeron Claims He Was Hit by Gordie Howe
After suffering a likely concussion on a devastating check from Colby Armstrong of the Atlanta Thrashers, Montreal defensemen Marc-Andre Bergeron was questionably allowed to return to the ice in Tuesday night’s game between the Thrashers and Canadiens. Minutes after the … Continue reading
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