Lee Stempniak Wonders Why No One Else Is Pouring Champagne

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Moments after the Toronto Maple Leafs 6-3 victory over the Anaheim Ducks, Leafs forward Lee Stempniak could be seen grabbing several bottles of champagne from his locker and spraying them over his head and the heads of his unsuspecting teammates. “I’ve had those babies in my locker for a while now and they are aged to perfection so why not?” said Stempniak as he poured a full bottle on a suit wearing Tomas Kaberle. “I figure that this is probably gonna be the biggest win we have all year and I saw how much fun it looked for the Yankees last night, so I wanted to get the same thing going up in here. I’ve got my rain-proof poncho, my swim goggles and I’m ready to keep this party going all night long baby WOOHOO!”

“I have no idea whats gotten into Stemper. We’re glad we finally got the monkey off our back and everything but he’s really going crazy with it”, said Leafs defencemen Mike Komisarek as he tried to fend off the ambushing Stempniak. Moments later Stempniak could be heard shouting “We did it man, we did It!” as he poured the bubbly beverage into the face of goaltender Jonas Gustavsson. The Leafs goalie could later be seen screaming in pain because of some champagne that got into his eyes, while a visibly upset Brian Burke left the arena soaking wet.

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