Mike Fisher Can’t Wait to Go Trick Or Treating After Game

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Mike Fisher proudly showing off his costume

Ever since learning that his teams game on Halloween was a 2:00 day game, Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators has done nothing but describe how thrilled he is to be able to go trick or treating after the game . “Oh man its great, now I get to go trick or treating with Carrie,” said Fisher who is currently dating country music superstar Carrie Underwood. “I am gonna go as the guy from Twilight and she is going as Jessica Simpson. Just think about it, when people see that she is Jessica Simpson they will automatically think I am Tony Romo, but then once they see my pale skin, cool hair, and fangs they will be like “wait a second its not Tony Romo, its the guy from Twilight, holy fuck didn’t see that one coming.” Trust me its gonna be so sick.  And the best part about it is that Carrie already told me that I am way better looking than the Twilight guy, and she is clearly hotter than J-Simps, so its almost like we are going as the ultimate super couple but hotter. Oh man I can’t wait to see all those shocked faces when they see that I’m not supposed to be Tony Romo, they’ll probably be so stunned that they will just faint. Think about it, Carrie walks up to to the door dressed as Jessica Simpson and then you see me coming and you’re like “oh great here comes another Tony Romo, how original…” but then I get a little closer and all of a sudden you’re like “what the fuck its not Tony Romo, its Edward from Twilight, thats fucking crazy.”  I’m getting so jacked just thinking about it. Halloween 09 here I come.

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