Monthly Archives: October 2009
Tampa Bay Lightning Strip Shootout
Hey Guys and Dolls. How was your offseason? Well, Your Big Aristotle is back. Bookmark it. To kick things off, a naked Martin St. Louis, enjoy. This is why the lightning suck frozen ass.
Filed under The Big Aristotle
Entire NHL Takes Sunday Off to Watch Football
For the second straight week the National Hockey League decided not to schedule any games so that all of the leagues players and employees could watch Sunday’s action from the NFL. Comissioner Gary Bettman confirmed that he will continue to decide mid-week if he … Continue reading
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Brian Burke Is a Racist
As the Toronto Maple Leafs continue to dig a deep hole to open their season, DKM has stumbled across some disturbing news involving Leafs General Manager Brian Burke. I’ve done a little homework on the facts, and it looks like … Continue reading
Filed under Offensive Defenceman
Unlikely Fights
The ideas are flowing faster than the salmon of Capistrano and the Bench Boss has come up with another fun and exciting segment that he would like to become a mainstay here at Distinct Kicking Motion. This one, as the … Continue reading
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Vancouver Blues
This has become a far too common sight for Roberto Luongo Three games into the season and a team that many predicted would challenge for the cup is looking more like a team that is only going to be challenging … Continue reading
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The Weekly 5
I would like to introduce something that will become a regularly occuring segment here at Distinct Kicking Motion. At the conclusion of every week I will be posting what I think are the top 5 plays/moments of the week. These … Continue reading
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We’re Back Baby
She is excited for opening night, are you? Tonight’s the night night Let’s live it up I got my money Let’s spend it up Go out and smash it Like Oh My God Jump off that sofa Let’s get get … Continue reading
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