After being hit by Chris Neil in last night’s game between the Tampa Bay Lightning and the Ottawa Senators, Lightning rookie defenceman Victor Hedman demanded that Neil apologize to him immediately. “I want you to say sorry you big bully because that was a very awful thing you did to me,” Hedman told reporters as his eyes filled with water. The hit forced Hedman to leave the game and heĀ is currently listed as day-to-day but Hedman maintains that he will not return to action until he receives an honest apology from the Sens enforcer. “Listen up and listen good Mister. I don’t deserve to be treated like that and you should be very sorry for what you did, you big meanie,” said Hedman as his lips began to quiver. “You need to learn to share the ice with everybody and be nice to everybody or no one will want to be friends with you.” When asked if he would issue an apology, Neil responded by telling Hedman to go “f–k himself” but would apologize if it got him to stop crying.

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