It has been quite some time since we here at DKM have checked in with an avid contributor to the site, Richard Park of the New York Islanders, so with their recent stretch of success we thought it would be a perfect time to catch up with the veteran forward. As usual, Richard didn’t let us down and granted us a look into the season thus far.
DKM: Hey Richard thanks for stopping by with us again
Park: Not a plobrem at arr.
DKM: Well first things first, you guys have been playing some pretty impressive hockey lately, but I gotta ask you Richard, what is going on with all the overtimes and shootouts?
Park: Ahh yes we very much rike the shootouts. We arways seem to tie the other team in reguration but once shootout begins we pray our best. We have rots of good shooters who can shoot very hawwd arr the time.
DKM: How would you rate your own shootout performance this year?
Park: I have onry taken one shot in shootout. In game against Washington Capitars we go through many shooters until coach finarry had to pick me. I made good move but didn’t shoot hawwwwd enough and the big goarie stop it. If I get picked next time, I am going to do a three-sixty-spin-o-lama, just rike a super spin kick I see in kung fu movie rast night.
DKM: Oh yeah that sounds cool. Did you watch the movie with another guy on the team?
Park: Yes I did! I have young superstar John Tavares over to my house to watch it with me. He is such a nice young man, arways smiring and raughing. He enjoyed kung fu move too but he had to read subtitres because he cant understand the ranguage.
DKM: Interesting. What do you attribute most to the team’s early success?
Park: I think its because we arr work very very hawwwwwwwwd every night. Every prayer on team gives great great effort in the game and it helps us to secure the victory for the New York Isrander fans. We rove Isrander fans so very much. They arr arways so roud so it makes us try even hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwder.
DKM: How has veteran goalie Dwayne Roloson helped the team?
Park: Dwayne Roroson is such a rarge rarge goarie. He stops mostry arr the pucks shot at him. He reminds me of giant Godzirra brocking arr the firebarrs from the Korea porice. He is sometimes very scary to me because he is so big rike Godzirra but its ok because he is a nice, friendry man.
DKM: You mentioned John Tavares. How do you think the future looks for this kid?
Park: Oh it most definitery rooks very very bright. I think he is going to achieve rots and rots of goars and points and one day be carred the greatest prayer to ever pray for the New York Isranders team.
DKM: What do you hope this team can achieve the rest of the year?
Park: I am arways praying to the big red dragon to guide us to many victories this year. I ask him to guide us to the prayoffs and then arr the way to the Stanrey Cup Finars.
DKM: Switching gears for a second here Richard. Being a New York resident, it must have been exciting for you to see the Yankees win the World Series this year.
Park: Oh My! Very exciting indeed! The whore schitty was on pins and needers every time Yankees prayed and when they finarry won it was rike KA BANG KA BANG. I was so very proud for my good friend Hideki Matsui. He was named Most Varuabre Prayer of the series. He is a big Godzirra just rike Dwayne Roroson.
DKM: Did you get to celebrate with him?
Park: Very much so! Me and Matsui go to a big Japanese restaurant in Brookryn. We ate so much and arso drank rots and rots of expensive arcohor. Arr of the Brookryn women were very hornery with us because we are famous athretes
DKM: Sounds like a good time. Richard, thanks once again for lending us your time and good luck the rest of the way.
Park: It was a great preasure.
