Monthly Archives: December 2009

Team Canada’s Olympic Roster: Triumphs and Tragedies

Team Canada’s 2010 Olympic hockey squad was revealed yesterday, and there has been the usual backlash of criticism and controversy regarding some of the selections.  TSN’s coverage of the selected players (and the omitted ones) can be found by clicking … Continue reading

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Current Montreal Team Shitting on 100 Years of Excellence

On the heels of the storied franchise’s 100th anniversary celebration, the current edition of the Montreal Canadiens is simply taking a big, steamy shit on 100 years of success.

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Scott Stevens: “Head Shots Are Good for the Game”

Hall of Fame defenceman Scott Stevens who was kn0wn for his devastating open ice body checks, spoke out yesterday on the current issue with head shots in the NHL, and surprisingly said that checks to the head are good for the … Continue reading

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U.S. Olympic Team Announcement to be Shown on ESPN 8: The Ocho

The announcement of the roster for the United States 2010 Olympic hockey team will be televised at 4:00 AM on ESPN Ocho on December 31. While the announcement of the Canadian roster will be broadcast live nationally and watched by … Continue reading

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Gord Miller and Pierre McGuire Sleeping Together to Prepare for WJHC

With still a little more than two weeks to go until the World Junior Hockey Championships begin, TSN commentators Gord Miller and Pierre McGuire have begun sleeping together in order to get more comfortable with each other for the tournament.

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John Stevens Goes ‘F**king’ Crazy After Firing

Shortly after being notified that he had been relinquished of his duties as head coach of the Philadelphia Flyers, John Stevens let loose with a tirade that would make the likes of Bobby Knight and Lou Piniella blush.

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Keith Ballard: I Hope Steinbrenner Saw That

A day after Florida Panthers defenceman Keith Ballard accidentally slashed his own goalie Tomas Vokoun in the head, all the much maligned rearguard could talk about was how he hoped that George Steinbrenner, owner and vice president of the New York Yankees … Continue reading

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Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner’s First Hockey Game

Having been romantically linked to one another, country music superstar Taylor Swift and Twilight heartthrob Taylor Lautner recently attended a Los Angeles Kings hockey game.

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