Alex Burrows Also Accuses Stephane Auger of Cheating at Snakes N’ Ladders

After his Vancouver Canucks lost 3-2 to the Nashville Predators last night, forward Alex Burrows let loose with some pretty candid comments in regards to referee Stephane Auger’s officiating.  You can click the link to find out what Burrows said as it is surely going to be a highly talked about controversy for the next few days. http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=305786.

Burrows accused Auger of having a personal vendetta against him and then carrying it out by calling  two penalties on him in the third period.  Well folks there is more to this story. Yes, we here at DKM are always on the look out for the big scoop, and much like our friends over at TMZ, we were able to dig up more dirt on this situation.

What Burrows doesn’t mention in his post game comments is that Stephane Auger also has a history of cheating off the ice.

“Where do I begin?” said Burrows as he began to tell about the incident that took place about one moth ago in Nashville. I bring a Snakes N’ Ladders board game with me every road trip because all the boys love it. We get some pretty intense tourney’s going on the plane and in the dressing room. Anyways, a couple hours before our game against Nashville, Auger comes into our room and sees us playing, so he comes in and says “I got next.” I was gonna let Welly (Kyle Wellwood) take him on since he was the defending champ at the time, but I figured its my game, so I might as well give him a go. So we get to playing and its a pretty good battle, I mean this thing just kept going and going. Everytime it looked like someone was going to win, a snake would come up to bite them. After playing for a good hour or so, it looked like I was finally gonna close him out because I was only six spots away and he was 25 away. So his turn comes around and out of nowhere he shouts “Hey P.Diddy, whats up bro?” so I turn around to look and then when I turn back around Auger is climbing a ladder up to the 97 space. His next move, he rolls a three for the win. I know it was bullshit because there was no way he rolled the right number to land on the ladder, just no fucking way. Then, he starts celebrating and shit, like really giving it to me and getting right up in my face, so I tell him to back the fuck up. He’s starts saying stuff like “Oh yeah what are you gonna do about? I’ll kick your ass just like I kicked your ass in Snakes N” Ladders…blah blah blah.”  Obviously I go back at him, saying he’s a dirty cheater, and we even almost came to blows but were held back by some of the guys.

“He cheated that night and he cheated tonight,” said Burrows. ”He can say what he wants but I know what really happened and I’m gonna get my justice.”