Monthly Archives: February 2010
Richard Park at the Olympics
As many of our veteran readers know, New York Islanders’ winger Richard Park often checks in to share his experiences in the NHL. Once again, our good friend Richard has volunteered his services as he spends his Olympic break in … Continue reading
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Belarus, Latvia and Norway Ask if They Can Drop Into Women’s Tournament
“This shot would have been a lot easier to save if it was a girl…” After suffering crushing losses in their opening games of the 2010 Winter Olympic hockey tournament, Belarus, Latvia and Norway asked Olympic officials if they could … Continue reading
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Entire Canadian Population Plans for Mass Suicide
With the Olympic Winter games now just a day away from opening, the excitement for the only event that anyone really cares about is growing, especially in Canada. With the tournament being played on home soil, Canadians have pegged this … Continue reading
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Bettman Hoping for Natural Disaster in Phoenix
NHL commissioner Gary Bettman NHL commissioner Gary Bettman has proposed a new business plan solution for the cash-strapped Phoenix Coyotes: a severe natural disaster causing graphic images of death and chaos in order to prompt a steady flow of donations … Continue reading
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Calgary Flames to Start Trading Players Wives
Darryl Sutter or Brad Pitt? After making two major deals in the last two days, Calgary Flames GM Darryl Sutter vows to now start trading wives of certain players. “Well, we didn’t look very good in the first game with … Continue reading
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