As many of our veteran readers know, New York Islanders’ winger Richard Park often checks in to share his experiences in the NHL. Once again, our good friend Richard has volunteered his services as he spends his Olympic break in Vancouver. Here’s some observations that Richard has made so far during the Games, exclusively at [...]
Entries from February 2010
February 18, 2010
Belarus, Latvia and Norway Ask If They Can Drop Into Women’s Tournament
After suffering crushing losses in their opening games of the 2010 Winter Olympic hockey tournament, Belarus, Latvia and Norway asked Olympic officials if they could be dropped into the women’s tournament. On Tuesday, the Nowegians played Canada to a first period stalement but ended up on the wrong end of a 8-0 blowout, while Latvia managed [...]
February 11, 2010
Entire Canadian Population Plans For Mass Suicide
With the Olympic Winter games now just a day away from opening, the excitement for the only event that anyone really cares about is growing, especially in Canada. With the tournament being played on home soil, Canadians have pegged this as the most important International hockey event in history. As you would expect, the celebration [...]
February 4, 2010
Bettman Hoping for Natural Disaster in Phoenix
NHL commissioner Gary Bettman has proposed a new business plan solution for the cash-strapped Phoenix Coyotes: a severe natural disaster causing graphic images of death and chaos in order to prompt a steady flow of donations from the outside world. “It’s genius,” Bettman stated at a news conference yesterday. “Have you seen how much money [...]
February 3, 2010
Calgary Flames to Start Trading Players Wives
After making two major deals in the last two days, Calgary Flames GM Darryl Sutter vows to now start trading wives of certain players. “Well, we didn’t look very good in the first game with the new players so maybe these guys need something that will really wake them up. Maybe once they see their wife [...]
