Monthly Archives: May 2010
Patrick Kane’s Mullet Guarantees Series Victory
Much like Mark Messier’s guaranteed victory over the New Jersey Devils in game 6 of the 1994 Eastern Conference Finals, Patrick Kane’s Mullet added another chapter to the book of bold predictions by guaranteeing that his Chicago Blackhawks will defeat … Continue reading
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Stanley Cup Finals: Keys to the Matchup
Chicago Blackhawks: Make sure to get a lot of shots on Flyers goalie Michael Leighton because he probably isn’t really any good Gain the supprt of the southern States by showing them pictures of Patrick Kane’s mullet Try to ignore the … Continue reading
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Catching Up With Dustin Byfuglien
After playing a major role in Chicago’s 4-2 series victory over the Vancouver Canucks, Hawks Dustin Byfuglien took the time to sit down with DKM and answer a few questions on the upcoming Western Conference Final between Chicago and San … Continue reading
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Canadiens Eliminate Penguins; Carey Price Pissed Off
The Montreal Canadiens continued their playoff run with yet another upset victory, this time knocking off the defending champion Pittsburgh Penguins in seven games. This has been the cause of much excitement and celebration, both for the players on the … Continue reading
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Pittsburgh Penguins Think It Might Be Time To Start Trying
The defending Stanley Cup Champion Pittsburgh Penguins find themselves in an unexpected elimination game tonight when they host the Montreal Canadiens in game 7 of their Eastern Conference semi-final series. The Pens, who were heavy favourites coming into the series, … Continue reading
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Sami Salo’s Wife Files Lawsuit Against the Chicago Blackhawks
The wife of Canucks defenseman Sami Salo filed a lawsuit today against the Chicago Blackhawks hockey club. Salo left last night’s game after blocking a Duncan Keith slapshot, an injury that was later diagnosed as a ruptured testicle. Today, Salo’s wife … Continue reading
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Mike Babcock: “Chevy Needs To Step Up”
After his team was defeated 4-3 in overtime and fell behind 3-0 in their series against the San Jose Sharks, Red Wings head coach Mike Babcock seemed confused and disoriented as he explained to reporters that Tim Cheveldae needs to … Continue reading
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Marco Sturm Looking For Attention
Boston Bruins’ forward Marco Sturm tried to get some headlines in the series opener against the Philadelphia Flyers by tearing the ACL and MCL in his right knee. Sturm is projected to be out for about 6 months, so needless … Continue reading
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