Chicago Blackhawks:
- Make sure to get a lot of shots on Flyers goalie Michael Leighton because he probably isn’t really any good
- Gain the supprt of the southern States by showing them pictures of Patrick Kane’s mullet
- Try to ignore the fact that Marian Hossa has been on the losing team in two straight Stanley Cup Finals
- Playoff mustache’s are cool, but not on Joel Quenneville
- Trick one of the Flyers players into picking up Patrick Kane in a Taxi
- Since they haven’t won a Cup since 1961, they should probably try really hard to win this time
Philadelphia Flyers
- Make sure to get a lot of shots on Hawks goalie Antti Niemi because he probably isn’t really any good
- Don’t let Dustin Byfuglien get close to the net because he can dunk
- Chris Pronger seems to be pretty good so they should put him out a lot
- Have Flyers legend Bobby Clarke give a two hour demonstration on slashing, spearing, cross-checking, elbowing, checking from behind, butt-ending, kicking, and head-butting
- Either way, try to get the series over fast so that no one has to see Scott Hartnell anymore
- If the team happens to lose, just do what any good Philadelphian does; blame Donovan Mcnabb
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