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Canucks Fans Unable To Recall Single Aspect Of Season, Just Riots
After watching their team fall heartbreakingly short in the Stanley Cup Finals and then watching their city fall victim to unruly rioters, fans of the Vancouver Canucks say they are unable to recall even one aspect from the past hockey … Continue reading
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Alex Burrows: “We Need to Bite More”
Following his team’s 4-0 loss in game 4 of the Stanley Cup Finals, Vancouver forward Alex Burrows told reporters that the team needs to bite more; something he feels they got away from in the two games in Boston. “Through … Continue reading
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Vancouver Canucks vs Boston Bruins: Keys to the Matchup
Vancouver Canucks Keep the belief that they are favoured by god and are destined to win just because they are a Canadian team and Canada hasn’t won the Cup in such a wong, wong time With Marc Savard out of … Continue reading
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Vancouver Canucks Say They Definitely Want To Play The Tampa Bay Lightning In Stanley Cup Finals
When asked who they would prefer to play in the next round, the team being confronted with the question usually takes the easy route and says that it doesn’t matter who they play because both teams are equally good. The Vancouver … Continue reading
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Sight Of Spectacular Breasts Sends Ben Eager Into Maniacal Frenzy
While serving a penalty in game 2 of the Western Conference Finals between the San Jose Sharks and the Vancouver Canucks, Sharks forward Ben Eager was flashed by a female Canucks fans who exposed her breasts to the San Jose … Continue reading
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Tyler Seguin Credits “Dickhead” Coach For Finally Putting Him In
In his first two career playoff games, Bruins rookie forward Tyler Seguin has scored three goals and added three assists, helping the Bruins split the first two two games of the Eastern Conference Finals. The 19-year-old was a healthy scratch for … Continue reading
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Patrick Marleau: “I’m Playing Good”
Still yet to record a single point through six games of action in the Western Conference Semi-Final series between the San Jose Sharks and the Detroit Red Wings, Sharks forward Patrick Marleau says that despite the heavy criticism he has … Continue reading
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Washington Capitals Say It Is Simply Impossible To Reach Third Round
Despite having won four consecutive division titles including a Presidents Trophy last year, the Washington Capitals have failed to adavance past the second-round of the Stanley Cup playoffs in that span and now face a 3-0 series deficit against the … Continue reading
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Roberto Luongo and Pekka Rinne Taking Goaltending Duel A Little Too Seriously
In the goaltending battle between two Vezina Trophy candidates, Roberto Luongo and Pekka Rinne seem to be taking their match-up a little too seriously. With only a combined four goals scored through the first two games of the Western Conference … Continue reading
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Richard Park’s Conference Semi-Final Predictions
Back by popular demand long-time DKM contributor Richard Park has once again taken his time to weigh in on the Stanley Cup Playoffs with his second-round playoff predictions. Although Richard spent the past season playing in Switzerland, the end … Continue reading
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What Are the Detroit Red Wings Doing With Their Time Off?
As the only team to sweep their first round playoff opponent the Detroit Red Wings have been off since the 20th of April and won’t play again until the second-round gets under way next weekend. With all that time off … Continue reading
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Dave Bolland Attributes Big Night To Post-Concussion “Powers”
After being out of the lineup for the past five weeks, Blackhawks forward Dave Bolland returned in a big way as he scored a goal and added three helpers in his first game since suffering a concussion. Bolland had continued to … Continue reading
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