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Off-Season Plans for NHL Players
Well, now that the fires in Vancouver have been extinguished, it’s time for the NHL’s annual off-season to kick off. This means you’ll be able to find many North American hockey players on the golf course relaxing with a few … Continue reading
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Patrick Kane’s Mullet Guarantees Series Victory
Much like Mark Messier’s guaranteed victory over the New Jersey Devils in game 6 of the 1994 Eastern Conference Finals, Patrick Kane’s Mullet added another chapter to the book of bold predictions by guaranteeing that his Chicago Blackhawks will defeat … Continue reading
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Patrick Kane’s Mugshot
With the breaking news of Patrick Kane’s arrest for allegedly robbing and assaulting a Buffalo cab driver, here’s my contribution towards revealing the menacing tough guy. No, this is not a current picture of young Patrick – but, it IS … Continue reading
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Patrick Kane: Cursed for 2010
Via Kotaku.com: Your NHL 10 Box Art Looks Like… This. That’s Twenty-year-old Chicago Blackhawks right wing Patrick Kane as coverboy — something announced last May. Kane told The Chicago Tribune: As a kid you always played that game [so it's] kind of … Continue reading
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Montreal Eliminated and Other Wednesday Notes
St. Louis is out, and Columbus is soon to be eliminated. Some Taps then, for these American franchises, particularly the military themed Blue Jackets: The Montreal Canadiens are also eliminated. Boy, they sure looked like shit. Carey Price: Dr. Drew … Continue reading
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